You want to get railed by Yang Xiao Long. Regardless of what anime you’re watching, your favorite character is always the tsundere. You think RWBY hasn’t been good since Volume 3. You think RWBY peaked at Volume 5. You’re just happy to be here. You’re just… really horny. You are absolutely fucking thrilled about this whole stepsister porn trend. You are heterosexual. You are extremely heterosexual. You just wanted good things for Pyrrha. And really, who wouldn’t? Renora is the Mr. Rogers of RWBY ships:
wholesome and uncontroversial. You just want everyone to be nice to each other and have a fun time. You think Sun is hot and funny and you had no tolerance for Yangst. You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances. You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bitter rivalries. You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of height differences. You are a firm believer in ignoring the main cast in favor of cool-looking side characters. You just wanted good things for Ilia. And really, who wouldn’t? You fully bought into the “Weiss is a useless lesbian” meme and then you were like “hey, you know what’s better than one useless lesbian: two useless lesbians!” You have a thing for buff girls. But like, even more so than the bumbleby shippers. You don’t actually want Ruby and Cinder to get together, you just want to hot evil lady in 6-inch heels to step on you. You don’t actually want Ruby and Neo to get together, you just have a thing for short girls. You don’t actually want Ruby and Oscar to get together. Or, at least I hope you don’t, ’cause I don’t want to deal with the age gap discourse if you do. You just wanted good things for Penny. OR, you took Ruby’s love of weapons to its natural extreme. You kin Adam Taurus.